Monday, April 18, 2011















Stickers coming soon.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

X-Dudes Organs: The Wolfman, OUT NOW!

Our new album is currently streaming on our reverbnation website!
http://www.reverbnation.com/bosleymongo
We're also looking to book some shows, if you know of any, please e-mail us!

Monday, March 7, 2011

Release Date

We're expecting to have our 5-song debut out and ready for listening by: 3/14/11
If not, we will release the best rough track from the five songs.

1. I'm Done, Karen.
2. Excellent Dictionary
3. Janine Melnitz
4. Stfulove
5. Guttermouse

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Updated Terminology

Frit Burrit- A beefy crunch burrito from Taco Bell, usually enjoyed when boppin' or frushin.


The Nuke- When one posses an arsenal of Game Day Light and an arsenal of Game Day Ice they have... "The Nuke"  The Nuke is a rarity in the world of Game Day... The Nuke takes no prisoners, it is not suitable for a group smaller than ten Andre The Giant clones.



True Fact- When someone states something beautifully truthful respond with.. True Fact.

Bosley Mongo Terms #1

Film Terminology 
Leth Wep
- Any of the 4 Lethal Weapon films.

Boppin'- The act of two or more people sitting together and allowing themselves to be entertained by late 80's early 90's buddy cop and/or action comedy films, with an exception of the Rush Hour trilogy.

Frushin'- The act of two or more people sitting together and allowing themselves to be entertained by the Rush Hour trilogy.

Ex. "Yeah Ben and I are going back to his house throwing on some Leth Wep to get some Boppin' going on."
Ex. "You frushin' tonight?"

Game Day TerminologyBurger- One 12 can case of 711's Game Day beer.
Double Stack- Two 12 can cases of 711's Game Day beer.
Triple Chee- Three 12 can cases of 711's Game Day beer.
Arsenal- Four 12 can cases of 711's Game Day beer.
Bone Dry- The act of chugging and clearing a can of 711's Game Day beer.

The Code of drinking Game Day : Drink 2, Bone dry 9, and give 1 to a friend.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Our first release

We have cassette tapes available, entitled "2 Drunk Guys in Serious Situations."  It was recorded on Groundhog's day during the recent blizzard in Illinois inside of a laundromat.  There were a couple people doing laundry that day in the background.  Benjamin's pal Josh and fiancée Casey make an appearance as backing vocals.  Danny has no friends or fiancées.  Feel free to e-mail us at bosleymongo@gmail.com, if you inquire about a copy, we'll try to send one to your house.

Side A:
1. KD and D in D
2. Friendzone
3. Drunken Lullaby
4. Kelsi B
5. Me (instrumental)
6. end-chant-end
7. Whatever Ben had previously on the tape

Side B:
There is no Side B.

-D

Salutations.net

Greetings, I am the lead guitarist of the new band Bosley Mongo, you made have heard of us... (often referred to as that 'bleeding heart punk band' from Mchenry County, Illinois) but I am from Kane County, Illinois, because the villiage of Algonquin (where I live, and will return to die) lies in both Kane and Mchenry County...True Fact.  I am very excited to start pushing poorly manufactured merch; made by some friend-of-a-friends graphic design major buddy, BUT only after our five song EP, is released. It is more exciting than Diana made it sound, there are riffs, and singing, and even a mbira solo (please note the mbira solo has not yet been recorded or approved by the rest of the band [also note that an mbira is the traditional african name for a thumb piano])  But enough about me, I would like to invite all the ladies out there to write BM on their asses and send us pictures that will someday go on our website. (please note Bosley Mongo's abbreviation 'BM' written on a girls ass is funny because BM is short for bowel movement, and girls clearly don't know how to do that)  I love you all and till our recordings are released, check this out...

He doesn't do it, and goes on to make three more films...With Joe Pesci.

        Later,
            Ben Clifford